Vol. 7535-08/11

Welcome Back!
For those of you new to the building and/or have short term memory loss I....sorry, I forgot what I was going to say.....I would like to welcome you to Bestest Practices, home to whatever I feel like saying, and normally your personal invitation to Boston's (we'll get to that later). New this year, we've added the administration, Ms. Wood, or, as we've affectionately dubbed her, Lwood (she's on a mission from god). So when replying to everyone, keep snide admin jokes to yourself (just kidding!).
It's been a rather eventful week. Not only did we finally start moving into our own house (well, does an air mattress and coffee maker count?), but I got to help put the tarp down on Rosenblatt Stadium! That was one of the glorious things that drew me to want to work on Groundscrew, but luckily I ended up as an usher, because it's a lot less work. Groundscrew has to be there way to early in the morning and work too long for me. But we got to help the other night, so life is good.
As I'm sure you all have read, or will read, Jen turns the big 2-6 tomorrow, joining the rest of us elderly on our way up life's mountain. You can read her email for details.....I can't remember them (life's tough when you get to be 26, Jen). This, sadly, will take the place of our journey to Massachusetts (Boston's, for you new/short term...oh, what's that called again???). I'm sorry I won't be able to partake because of moving/Cass County Fair (please refrain from any more hick references...you don't know until you've experienced the FUN that IS the Cass County Fair), but I remember last year's birthday party to be very eventful. She didn't mention it, but I'm sure she would be more than happy to accept presents. They aren't necessary to get in, but you do get to sit closer to her if you bring one! I jest because I care!
If those close to you, both in proximity and to your heart, are not receiving Bestest Practice and would like to, please let me know. I think everyone is on the list, but I don't remember. I just used last year's list. If you would like to be excused from this list, let me know as well. You won't hurt my feelings.
Have a great first day!

Finally some consistency

From now on, I'm going to post my school email that I send out every Friday. It may not be as funny to outsiders, but I'll do what I can.