How surprised I was to pick up the OWH off of my front step this morning only to first read "I'm not a prostitute." Naturally, that headline peaked my interest. It's not a common headline.
Apparently,
Makayla Peters of Omaha/Millard, ran a "massage therapy business" that, for the right amount of money, could turn into any number of fantasies. The authorities arrested her for prostitution-related offenses, but she argues she's not a prostitute, she's a "call girl." Well, basically one in the same. The difference between you and the stereo-typed prostitute is that you aren't using the money for crack...well, I guess I don't have any reliable sources, but judging by the pic, I'll go out on a limb and say that's not the reason. You just like the cash and the sex. It's OK, but it's not legal.
So here's a few guesses as to what will happen:
A) She'll use the "I was abused as a child" defense
B) She'll work to organize prostitution in NE, teaming with Dr. John's for a push to introduce legislation
C) She'll take her lumps and move to Nevada
Here at the House, we don't really care. Do what you do in your house. We aren't judging. You got caught. By definition, you're a prostitute. Deal with it. I'm sorry nothing else worked out for you in life, but hopefully you'll find a way to make money again. Legally.