Babe Got Black Flagged For Bump-Drafting Piglet

With Muslim tension rising even more since the execution of Saddam, this touching story comes out of Katy, TX. This fine gentleman, in response to the Katy Islamic Association's plans to construct a mosque next to his land, has decided to host pig races. Knowing that everyone who reads this blog is well-educated, I don't need to explain what this means. Apparently, the neighbor, Craig Baker, thought the Muslims were after his land. Now, although he doesn't believe that anymore, he continues to hold the races because he would "look like a total idiot" if he quit hosting them now. Don't worry, I think you are a total idiot anyway. I'm not mad, just embarrassed. The spokesman for the KIA said they didn't care what he did with pigs.